*** A note to the wise. You're not as original as you deem to be and you know it. The thing you call your blog is what I use to wipe my ass.
If ^ that was not subtle enough, let me make it VERY clear, clear enough that even donkeys will understand:
Fuck off. Quit mimicking what I do. Your vanilla attempts are laughable and so are you.
You know deep down that I'm talking DIRECTLY to you.